February 2012
fuzzy-panda:
topless models doing semaphores part. 2
if alex had a kid...
alex: remember, as your dad is a badass, you also have to be one
kid: but you're not ba-
alex: you'll have to be in a band and be an awkward and adorable teenager... just like i was
kid: okay
alex: you'll also have to have a skinny model as a girlfriend
kid: i see
alex: and then you'll get a side project, a new band with your best mate, you see?
kid: yeah
alex: and you'll have to act gay with him
kid: wh-
alex: and then you'll grow your hair and you'll have to look high as hell
kid: ...i-
alex: and you'll look hot as hell and then you'll cut your hair and make a quiff!!
kid: da fu-
alex: and you'll use leather jackets and cowboy shirts...
kid: ...
alex: oh and remember! use always the same jeans and boots
kid: ...
alex: then you'll do a tattoo and self-promote it in your band's video, by shoving it to the camera, yeah?
kid: i'm sorry dad. i don't want to look ridiculous.
